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Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
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the.losers.club.fan

An amazing fan page on Instagram! Super kind, nice owner and amazing friend.
“Pft and IT fp that movie is so old”

“They are a really good fp!”

“Really”

“Yeah!”
“The.losers.club.fan makes amazing edits!”
by kay.ishot November 23, 2021
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RIOOOOO IS THE BEST LOSERS

Rio is the most amazing friend I have ever met in my whole lifetime. Rio is amazing, beautiful, kind, smart, amazing, smart, beautiful, amazing, and more amazing. If you ever meet Rio please treat her right because if you don’t I will rock your sh|t. Rio is the best person I have ever met, she is like a sister to me and I talk to her everyday due to her love and care for me. She is always the person I look forward talking to every single day. When I wake up she is the first person I speak to and when I’m about to sleep she is the last person I speak to. She makes me feel comfortable in her presents because she cares and that’s why I love her. She is a whole mood and we share the same interests in almost EVERYTHING (mint chocolate chip ice cream and toothpaste and chocolate. Dont come for me :/) ANYWHOREEEE RIO I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE YOU SEE THIS LMAOAOAOAOAOSOSD. Bye I’m not done yet idiots. Rio has had my back during every situation I have been through and I really love her for that. I love her for everything she does (NO HOMO IDOITS) I love our 9229282929 hour calls together and I love when we hang out together. I really look forward to meeting her eventually but till then Hopefully we will always stay besties the way we are now. I can be stupid and annoying at times but she doesn’t care and I ALSO LOVE HER FOR THAT. Thank you rio for being A L I V E <3 ily bestay
RIOOOOO IS THE BEST LOSERS I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT
by Isotnwjisskid April 13, 2021
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The Collective Losers

A group chat on stan Twitter known for pranking multiple users on April Fools Day by impersonating celebrities.
Did you see what The Collective Losers posted today?
by TCLsBiggestFan April 29, 2021
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UD Losers

Your typical faggot on Urban Dictionary. Essentially posts pointless definitions to get attention or look cool.

Some definitions from UD Losers include:

1. Defs about peoples names. Todays top scientists haven't found a reason for these defs yet other than people tryin to increase their e-popularity because nobody in real life likes them.

2. Fantards. They post defs on UD about games/bands because it is a form of masturbation for them. They literally get off on talking about how great their favorite game/band is. Pathetic.

3. sOOp4h 1337 gan6st4 sh11tZ. IRL losers pretending to be gangstas online and post defs saying that every single word in the english language is drug/sex/violence related. This is all despite the fact that they have never tried drugs, have had sex with anyone besides themselves, or even picked up a real fire arm.

4. Nerds. Mostly populate the UD chat rooms because nobody in real life cares about what they have to say. Will criticize your spelling and grammar because that sort of thing is serious shit on the internet. You don't fuck around with it. Basically, remind them that they have no friends and they'll back off.

5. Little kids. Children who have found this site, usually on accident because most kids are too stupid to use a computer and pretend to be adults, but are clearly identifiable as someone young enough to be breast fed. Since they are young, they are highly susceptible to influence. Exploit at will.

6. Trolls. One who takes advantage of internet and UD losers for entertainment. Simply don't be a loser (A challenge for most UD users) and you'll stay out of their sites.
Typical UD losers

1. OMG, the name JAMES, it like SUPER COOL because I SAID SO. OMG!!!!! did u c that guy, hes SUCH A JAMES111

2. lik, halo 3 is SUCH THE FUCKING SHIT, i play it all day long and im a 50. i got lik 1000 other xbl accounts wit 50s on them tooo. this game is awesome beyond all believe. halo 3 is better than sex. im stiil a virgin, but i can garuntee u it is!!! holy shit, i just came.

3. A light bulb is when you get head from a hoe, smoke some sick ass weed, and bust a nigga wit a cap.
(In the background)

"What mom?"

...

"im on the computer."

...

"but im not hungry!"

4.

Non-nerd: ya man, at least i got a car 4 now. its a peic of shit, but it runs

Nerd: Excuse me sir, but you have to seriously examine your spelling and grammatical errors.

Non-Nerd: y dont u go outside and mak som friends?

StarTrekRocks117 has signed off

5. Kid: im clearly an adult. ive had many sex!

Adult: bro, everybody cusses at ther parents, u should try it!

Kid: Ok.

6. Def: Jimi Hendrix
The shitties guitarist I have ever seen. I know retards with AIDS who play better than him.
(The Troll laughs his ass off as losers who believe he's actually being serious about thinking Jimi Hendrix is a bad guitarist attempt to make witty comebacks. They all fail.)
by fgsfdsMASTER July 19, 2009
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lusers

People who haven't a clue and use computers
This one luser asked me how to copy a disk when she doesn't knwo how to fit two disks in the drive at once.
by dislexus October 23, 2001
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Antigentilsm Denial Losers

Jewish losers that deny antigentilism and push the antisemtism narrative.
Antigentilsm Denial Losers ain’t fooling nobody.
by AnonDoxy May 4, 2023
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