Lurker Bee

A lurker bee is an office worker who roams the hallways to peer into meeting rooms or randomly joins conference calls to be nosy.

The opposite of a worker bee. Instead of providing value to the organization they spend their time being nosy about what everyone else is doing.

We had a random lurker bee join our meeting who did nothing but surf the internet and distract the other members.

by Tax Cat July 16, 2009

Lurker Luck

Someone who joins a Fifa Discord and never talks but is a lucky shit when it comes to packs

Ahh look... another Lurker getting that mad Lurker Luck.

Cunt.

by UrDaSellsAvon... October 18, 2020

Lurker's neck

When one has been on Myspace or Facebook for too long and a sharp pain begins to tingle the back of the person's neck.

"Damn, I've been lurking this gurr too long, I got lurker's neck!"

by JakeMartinez October 1, 2008

lurker deer

A deer that follows you yet does not join the conversation. It is just "there". Technically it is not the deers fault because the deer cannot speak, but it still follows you. Most people find this cute. We call these people crazy.

Crazy: Awww look at the cute lurker deer!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!

by JASPERCRAZY November 14, 2009

lurker jerker

noun

1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.

The lurker jerker on the next elliptical has an erection.

by BeepBeepBoop June 24, 2014

Lurker Bomb

A fart that is not smelled immediately upon flatulation, but subsequently delivers a potent stench.

I left the room before my lurker bomb hit

by whoreable January 22, 2009

Lucky Lurker

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020