loophole in the bible

A way to keep your virginity and still have intercourse by engaging in anal sex.

"I'm sorry , Jay. We can't have sex I have a chastity ring."

"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"

by Ash_Tree August 4, 2016

Looptrap

Trapped in the prison system sure to return by being labeled a felon and tagged with years of probation

1 Don't get cought up in a looptrap

2 that fool done got caught up in that looptrap

by G Lamborghini June 26, 2017

shampoo loop

the occurrence of multiple shampooings or washing body parts during a shower because you get distracted and forget what you've already cleaned.

Writer: I had a great idea for a book this morning in the shower, but it led to a three round shampoo loop.

Friend: I hate that!

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Wife: You used all the hot water!

Husband: Sorry, I got stuck in a shampoo loop.

by bomt April 19, 2010

Driver Loop

The Driver Loop is where you stack many loops upon each other to create a huge sounding piece of music. The loops must also be of similar instrumentation. For example, saxophone and more saxophone.

Sam: Hey, what you making George.

George: I am making a driver loop!

by Pedal Man December 16, 2022

kirchhoff's loop rule

When 3 dudes penetrate each other in a circle, the cocks in must equal the cocks out.

Dude, want to see a proof of kirchhoff's loop rule?

by SuccKing October 10, 2017

Froot Loops

The CORRECT way to spell Froot Loops.

Guy 1: hey, let's go get some fruit loops
Guy 2: it's FROOT loops you asshat

by Souma Mondal June 9, 2005

Loopbang

(1) Unending love for Asset
(2) F.R.E.S.H.

My loopbang.
We will never lose hope because of our loopbang.
Loopbang is ♥.

by litelrainbows December 28, 2011