A dude who's an athlete, hot and everyone thinks he actually gets lots of pussy, but he's actually chill, kinda shy, likes music, introverted, super smart, kind of a nerd and wants to meet someone he vibes with.
by MichaelPenus June 18, 2020
Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.
Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......
by d(O_o)b July 5, 2009
by Tubbyman October 24, 2010
A boner or erection that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn or reading/thinking about something erotic. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner, this is not considered a Loner Boner.
Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
by Draginack August 5, 2008
Tom: I gotta go with my girlfriend to the mall later. What are you gonna do?
Brad: I'm gonna go get some loner lunch.
Brad: I'm gonna go get some loner lunch.
by ModusVivendi February 6, 2010
A person who thinks they are a hipster, but in fact they do not associate with the norm of the hipster ways so they are alone.
Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.
Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.
That George, he wears his scarf and cardigan all the time, but he doesn't frequent enough coffee shops or watch enough indie films to be a hipster, he's a loner hipster.
by georgesucks January 19, 2011
a group chat on instagram with kids just trying to make something of themselves through a passion of making music
by ghostskull September 23, 2019