Popular Loner

A dude who's an athlete, hot and everyone thinks he actually gets lots of pussy, but he's actually chill, kinda shy, likes music, introverted, super smart, kind of a nerd and wants to meet someone he vibes with.

Michael: Yo Marshall hot. He must get lots of pussy
Derek: Nah, he's a Popular Loner

by MichaelPenus June 18, 2020

phonebook loner

Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.

Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......

by d(O_o)b July 5, 2009

Facebook Loner

Someone who makes statuses on Facebook that never get liked or commented by anyone.

Facebook Loner: Like this status and I'll tell you what I think of you. ;D

*3 days pass*

*0 likes*

by Tubbyman October 24, 2010

Loner Boner

A boner or erection that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn or reading/thinking about something erotic. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner, this is not considered a Loner Boner.

Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!

by Draginack September 29, 2008

Loner Lunch

Getting lunch by yourself; used when expressing it to others.

Tom: I gotta go with my girlfriend to the mall later. What are you gonna do?

Brad: I'm gonna go get some loner lunch.

by ModusVivendi February 6, 2010

Loner hipster

A person who thinks they are a hipster, but in fact they do not associate with the norm of the hipster ways so they are alone.

Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.

That George, he wears his scarf and cardigan all the time, but he doesn't frequent enough coffee shops or watch enough indie films to be a hipster, he's a loner hipster.

by georgesucks January 20, 2011

loners garden

a group chat on instagram with kids just trying to make something of themselves through a passion of making music

do you want to join the loners garden group chat?

by ghostskull September 23, 2019