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Long snapping 

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion
Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."
Long snapping by RubLox November 5, 2016

Long Lake Camp For The Arts 

You know go to long lake when: (Updated)

-You know can quote the Princess Bride word for word
-You have the most amazing friends
-You wake up at 4:30 Am on casting day
-You wish you were a CIT until you actually are
-Its your ultimate goal to be in a "Sam Show"
-But "Jaque shows" aren't too shabby either
-You hear rumors of Pippin 2012 3rd session
-You saw Pippin 2012 3rd session and cringed
-You know Makii doesn't walk to the rylee she drives
-You've made/eaten edible art
-You ship Dan & Robin Circus
-You think "its a hard knock life" when you have to clean the toilets during bunk inspection.
-You cut the line for canteen weather you want it or not
-You have conquered Herm rock
-You use hairspray in every production no. matter. what.
-You have rang or contemplated ringing the bell
-You try to take a "Light nap" during rest hour and wake up a zombie
-You've gotten yelled "hand check!" at you during bonfire night
-You wear pajamas to breakfast because everyone loves you no matter what
-You know all the words to the spoon song
-You try to use the phones on the outside of the unit leader shack to maximize talk time
-You've taken one drink and TWO pieces of candy at canteen and felt like such a badass
-You get "The Talk" within the first week of camp and still manage to get away with everything on hell night.
-You envy the golf carts passing by you as you walk up to the sports field on sunday
-You love long lake with all your heart
Long live Long Lake Camp For The Arts

Long Island Brain Slice 

Slang for a powerful street drug. It is a razor sharp crystalline chemical that you tuck under your eyelid. When it cuts your eyeball open it slips into your blood stream and directly into your brain. The high is terryfing. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities and gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. There is also a surprise at the end of the high.
You realize the face of god is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it.. and it hates you.

Just when you can't take anymore.. you poop your mouth.

Long island brain slice is also known as god drug, cuddy cuddy, elmo, cat vaj, and funt.

Long Hooker 

An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.

This is how they got the name.

"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."

A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.

My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
Long Hooker by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009

Long furby 

The toy furby but it is made longer, skinner and 100 times more terrifying. It can either slither, float or walk.
Susan came over the other day and showed me a long furby on ebay. I haven’t slept in 72 hours in fear that it will find me.

Long Ass Ride 

means Mr Mark Lee has been involved in too much of NCT and he needs rest and not to mention it’s his slogan as well
“Hey Mark, didn’t you just graduated but why are you still awake?” - Random person

“Cause was a long ass ride”

“Uh, and that’s a long ass ride”- the seventh sense, NCTU
Long Ass Ride by xxanrchy February 26, 2019