"hey dudes did you know im a loft enjoyer its so cool right like i enjoy loft so much that i enjoy him bro"
by uhhelloaaa February 9, 2025

Is a big eyed scruffy creature known to cause Shenanigans. It dwells in the state of New York and likes to be lazy. When it's not lazy it travels to cedar point. The loftness is forever alone.
The loftness has stared awkwardly at the cashier while waiting for his food. The workers did not know how to react.
by thedarkchupacabra December 2, 2013

A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.
Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.
by Kile Doon August 12, 2023

When you are fucking your sister and dad walks in you continue fornication and climax and in your father's face
I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.
by Hymengrinder June 14, 2018

I'm at the Coffee Loft.
by Rachelianna Marie. January 12, 2009
