Linger

when your defecating and the shit hangs on for dear life onto your anus

Jeffery: “That linger hung onto my anus and smacked me in the baalls.”

by Yee yee121 July 9, 2019

Linger

Pronounced ling-er

That one friend in the friend group that everyone bullies but everyone loves him/her. Usually has strange outfits and has a another secret friend group that he or she is ashamed of. We love lingers though.

“Dude he just pulled a linger and pissed the bed”
“Why is linger chilling with the ops”

by Hotnigga247 November 6, 2019

Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019

Linger

To not leave your ex gf alone when you see her eating a burrito and fully ignore your current gf to watch and talk to your ex when you have 35 reasons to leave the conversation

Matt Youngs just lingered in el Diablo

by Burrito babe June 8, 2019

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this

by ur fellow linger October 3, 2019

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should have a year newspaper to document it all !

by chris hare mind boggler October 3, 2019

Lingerer

Somebody who won't take a hint and stays longer than wanted.

If Chris wasn't such a lingerer he would just go back to the city already.

by Thedogcourage March 24, 2020