by Melonpan June 16, 2022
Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025
by Kim Ella April 16, 2022
It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.
by Saint Marys Inferno February 02, 2016
When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
by Mike109999 May 03, 2022
An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.
DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
by Mr.Trickstir June 01, 2025