Library Fags

A group of hardcore gamer nerds who have no lives, playing video games in the school library, during recess or lunch, with with their MacShit Airs playing CS:GO, Minecraft, TF2, etc.

Guy with life: "Hey man, do you want to play soccer at lunch?"
Library Fag: "Fuk awf dewd am guna play TF2 at lawnch with all me fwiendz."

"Stupid fucking library fags."

Library Fags by Kozza February 4, 2015

Library bitch 

a personal assistant that does all the leg work for you in finding books, articles, and journals needed for a paper. May go to the worlds end to find a reference that may only be in print at one library or not even exist at all. Includes but not limited to making copies, ordering documents, and emailing documents directly to you; therefore saving you a ton of time. This is usually done without any monitery compensation.

Jimmy: "It's taking me forever to find sources for my paper"

Steve: "Yo, you need to get yourself a library bitch"

or

Jane: "How did you find all those references for your paper so fast?! It's taking me F%#*! forever!"

Sam: "My library bitch did it all for me...now all I need is someone to write my 25 page paper"

Library bitch by krazy8s109 July 14, 2009

library card 

a plastic card that enables one to have fun in circumstances related to the dewey decimal system

Because having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

library card by Arthur Reid January 4, 2012

Library Whores 

Another term for used and especially-damaged books in a library, which have most likely been handled by several hundred people.

A: I love to buy new books. They smell so good!

B: Eh. I'd rather wait for it to be in the library.

A: But why!? What's up with you and all those library whores being so tight?

Library Whores by piratethor August 21, 2010

library nazi

A women who has nothing better to do than to make sure that there are no more than 4 to a table and that there is absolutly nothing fun going on

Diane is a Library Nazi

library nazi by Tech High Student May 13, 2005

Library Rapist 

A seedy (usually old) man who lustfully peers between books and bookshelves in the dark corners of the library, whilst pushing around a squeaky trolley full of books. He works at the library voluntarily.

He has an uncanny ability to find shortcuts within the library in order to corner his prey.

He occasionally exposes himself.

Sometimes also known as a sexual predator.

Colin: "I need to go and get a few books from the library."
Sam: "Watch out mate, the library rapist works there on Tuesdays."

Library Rapist by Pairy Henus May 27, 2008

Library Head 

To give or get head in the library.

I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.

Library Head by ADubPrintin May 27, 2010