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leaner

A Penis that leans at all times even when erect
by Blake December 16, 2003
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leaner

the creepy ugly guy in a polyester shirt that leans on your chair and touches your back and arm at the bar while trying to get a drink and spark conversation when there are PLENTY of other places to stand.
This leaner needs to get the fuck off my chair and out of my personal space.
by Catherine M. January 14, 2006
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leaneroner

something that is leant upon without consent
"OMG he's using you as a leaneroner!"
by Ryan Millard February 23, 2008
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Leberknight

A Leberknight is a Knight of the Leber. Leber is the German word for liver. So a Leberknight is a powerful individual, who can and will do incredible things to and with your liver. Their powers allow them to force endorphin-release, or poisoning; members of this reclusive clan have been known to stimulate orgasm or death by means of manipulating their target's liver with their mind.

despite, or perhaps because of, their great power, Leberknights are widely known to act like dicks. They occasionally enjoy poking fun at other people, but generally do so in an amusing manner. The Leberknights are powerful, intelligent, and jerks, but they live by a strict if mellifluous moral code which allows no un-provoked serious assault, and absolutely no rape ever.

Leberknights are frequently seen in the presence of, and often confused with, Drewsefer's

common misspelling: Lieberknight it's just a name

antonym: bitch
patient: But, doc, you told me I had terminal liver cancer, how could it just vanish?
Doctor: you must have had help from a Leberknight.

Girl: this guy looked at me, and then I had a funny feeling in my tummy, and then I had this absolutely mind-blowing orgasm.

Friend: oh you lucky bitch, you've bagged a Leberknight

mugger: I'm going to kill and rape you. "AAAGGGHH OH GOD MY LIVER IT HURTS SO BAD"

potential victim: Thank you so much Leberknight! you've saved my life!

teenager: That weird dude over there is kinda creepy, but he's really hilarious. That girl keeps saying she hates him, but she's blushing and giggling the whole time. oh, he's mocking her for the blushing now. Must be a Leberknight.
by SoundShaman June 20, 2010
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Lubnerspeek

The use of words in a choppy, poorly-spoken manner that generally shows, especially in online games, extreme n00bness and/or a lack of skill with the English language.

The intentional use of such in a joking fashion originated on Darktide of Asheron's Call, by two players named Debuffus Maximus and The Swedish Chef.
Did you hear that noob over there using lubnerspeek? Man, I don't know what the HELL that kid is saying.

YAYAY BUY BUY TRUBN! YA YA BUY BUY KIDDY! HLEP HEL>P BUY BUY! yayayayaayjjajajaj! BUY BUY!
by Debuffus September 7, 2008
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leaner backer

One who, while sitting in a chair, leans back on the two back legs of the chair, despite the fact that this often results in said person falling and hitting themselves on the head.
Willie's such a leaner backer, he falls out of his chair all of the time.
by Toma Muchovino June 24, 2008
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leber

A tool used for removing large chunks of defacation.
1.Close to a large tractor ( Lieber ) leber, they break down and steer like jellow.

2. Has issues with co-ordination and end up 1st to pass out at social gatherings. He Leber ed the hell out of that bottle

3. Gasseous quarts with radioactive emissions, generally with brown stains. A leber fart
by Buck Jethro February 12, 2010
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