Rusty landmine

When a male takes a shit during while hitting it doggy style. Then after cumming stands up and forces his partner to sit in it.

You start pushing back right now or you are going to get blown up by this rusty landmine.

by MR Hagy April 7, 2011

russian landmine

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest

Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

by Kingrich212 July 31, 2017

Dutch Landmine

When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.

I layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.

I layed an egg.

by MAH boi PSEUDONYM November 7, 2010

go fuck a landmine

To go insert your penis into a landmine until the landmine climaxes (Explodes)

Johnny: You dirty horse humping bitch
Soldier: Go fuck a landmine

by SpAz1131 September 10, 2013

Landmine

A pile of dog shit

Dude watch your step , you almost stepped on that
Landmine......or man that lady's yard is full of landmines

by TreeSuperHero March 15, 2019

Volleyball Landmine

When you jizz into the sand on a beach volleyball court, and then cover it with more sand, leaving it to be discovered by a later person.

Ew! Someone left a Volleyball Landmine on the court!

by CurlingFetishist October 13, 2019

Killing three idiots with one landmine

True story that happend in Cambodia that earned them the Darwin Award.Another version af killing two birds with one stone.

Well,they say you can take out two birds with one stone,or in this case, killing three idiots with one landmine.
- Be Amazed

by Ahadi2011 July 6, 2025