Lambert

the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.

Lambert is so fuckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

Lamberto

Pretty dumb to be honest. the average lamberto has an IQ similar to a block of grapes

person 1: damn is that Lamberto
person 2: hes pretty dumb tbh

by Ella = dumb May 23, 2022

nathan lambert

a man with very bad luck, he dropped the lemon multiple times but doesn’t want to admit it
also needs to dye his hair pink

“why did that guy just get a lemon thrown at him?”
“must be nathan lambert”

by mollieh March 13, 2020

Lamebard

Nickname for Lombard, IL explaining how lame it is. Lombard is located near Villa Park and is extrememly boring. Most people that live there never move outside of Dupage County. Most people that live there end up going to Willowbrook High School or Glenbard. Every 12-18 year old that lives here knows atleast one slut and most likely more than two druggies. There is nothing to do so we loiter outside of 7/11 over the summer, go to Yorktown Mall, and sled down Jackson hill on snow days. It's filled with girls who are obseesed with the jonas brothers or think that they are 'emo.' Everyone believes you need a lable. Thus: Lamebard

I can't wait to get the hell out of Lamebard.

by i am julia nicetomeetyou March 12, 2009

lambertville high school

An old High School in Lambertville, NJ. Popular weird NJ site. Erected in the 1800's, it burned down twice but a large part of the building is still standing and stable.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.
Area is sometimes patrolled by cops.

Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up

by Jexxxica September 5, 2008

Lambert

N. A term for a grown man who calls in sick to work at least twice a week with lame excuses

Joe called in sick today again! His uncles cousin has hemhoroids and he needs to go pull them off
What a Lambert!

by Hags64 April 24, 2014

Lamberts

When you loan your brand new sweatshirt to a hot chick at an auto race,football game or any outdoor sporting event, and then she takes off with it.

Joe loaned his brand new, $55 Ford Mustang sweatshirt to the trophy girl during the stock car race Saturday night because it got cold. Too bad she pulled a lamberts on him.

by racersk October 6, 2008