Lacrone

Lacrones are short, blonde, and fat, typically with a baldspot.

"Cartman from South Park is a Lacrone."

by reallyfunatparties July 25, 2017

Lacrosse-titute

1) A school girl who only dates guys because they are well-known for playing on a sports team.

2) A girl that plays on a lacrosse team just to get a chance to date one of the jocks.

Girl 1: "Hey you know that new girl in class 103?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, she's a total lacrosse-titute."

by its-that-guy!_2k9 February 8, 2009

LaCrossePool

A game where you wear your lax penny, pound some natty's and watch some kids play crosspool or just swim. Because you can't get your flow wet, that just would't be chill

Court: Bro, care to lax?
Philip: Nah, im just going to chill here and play some LaCrossePool

by Chaworth August 23, 2010

Lacrosse Goalie Swag

Knee high socks
colorful Sweat pants tucked into those knee high socks
Brightly colored head, mesh, and Lazer green shooters
Large arm bands
Brightly colored tape
and brightly colored shoe laces= really pisses the fuck out of attack men and middies

Attack man: "Man look at brandons Lacrosse Goalie Swag!"
Midde: "yea i really want to stab the shit out of him"

by AquaHippo July 6, 2010

lacrosse player

person who is too coordinated for baseball. usually started baseball when they were younger but got bored because it moved two miles an hour. therefore they switched to lacrosse. usually plays football or hockey also. can beat the shit out of you any day of the week.

shit hockey lacrosse player

by xaone February 17, 2010

Girl's Lacrosse

A somewhat variation of guys lacrosse. With so many rules and regulations, it's surprising they don't make the team tiptoe down the field. Invented because apparently girls are not "tough enough" to handle boys lacrosse. This is bullshit, along with girls lacrosse being complete and udder bullshit. I'm sure many people would like to see girls hitting each other with sticks. I know I'd love to hit CERTAIN girls over the head.

Ref: "This is a penalty because you were too close to that girls face."
PLayer: *Jumps on ref and beats him with her stick.*
"Then why don't we wear helmets in Girl's Lacrosse!"

by Catrin June 20, 2006

lacrosse

worst sport known to man. everyone who plays this sucks giant d*ck. this sport is only played the biggest queers in the school. notice the real sports like baseball football and basketball get all the girls. the kids who play lacrosse have little ass dicks. fucking lacrosse is so gay everyone who plays it should be killed. its only for the gayest mother fuckers out there. peace. fuck you lacrosse players.

some kid: i play lacrosse.
me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!

by lacrosse is gay69 January 12, 2009