Kris

A more homosexual version of the name "Chris."

Often showing unoriginality and the degradation of white people who have no talent in the art of choosing names.

Kris: Hey, my name is Kris.
Keith: Kris with a K?
Kris: Yeah...
Keith: Wow, and I thought my name was gay!

by Phestezeo April 8, 2009

Kris

A rare figure which most commonly will get a disease. They will later on live a life as a homosexual being successful and bright. Most likely they would be discriminated and shamed for how they look, not who they are. They will fight off anything but they will always have strong but delicate emotions. They will have a passion for animals and want to connect with them.

A Kris is an example of life. It shows how important somethings are!

by ×-0 June 21, 2019

Kris

Someone to whom the word 'cunt' is key to their vocabulary.

Did you enjoy the game today kris? "Yeah mate, did you see it when I pushed that cunt?"

by Mo Leicester November 25, 2016

Kris

Kindergarten room in school

We will find the teacher in the kris

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

Kris

1. A bathroom door
2. The newest dildo
3. A classroom
4. Lays chips'

1. "The kris is broken."
2. "Wow! What a kris!"
3. "Is this the right kris?"
4. "Yummy krises!"

by Rshelps November 11, 2008

Kris

get the banana

Kris get the banana

by ultimate368 January 31, 2022

Kris

A very ugly man who has a 2007 sense of humor and laughs at stupid things. He is popular in a bad sort of way. Everyone makes fun of him and he spends all his money on robux. He always says yeet and gets in trouble for it. He steals everybody's jokes and is just weird. He is good at technology in a nerdy way.

Person 1: omg you should have seen kris at lunch.
Person 2: ikr he is weird and a nerd.

by TacoManYeet May 2, 2019