kris

toetjesmonster (dessertmonster), kris is a person who will beat the shit out of you if he doesn't get the right dessert.

where is my dessert? I'm gonna pull a kris!

kris by jemoeder335 March 23, 2022

Kris

Gay people who suck dicks for money

Person 1 :hey dude im going to hire philp

Person 2: dude he is such a kris

Kris by Hsehebjden April 16, 2018

Kris

''Kris'', is often a nickname for a person who is generally unlikable or a bitter old man.
A ''Kris'' will most likely enjoy mathematics.

Peter: '' So what do you like to do on your free time?''
Kris: ''Math!''
Pete: '' Oh no, it's a Kris..''

George:'' Why does that guy look like a raisin?''

Patty:'' That's a Kris.''

Kris by Wurt October 13, 2018

Kris

an ugly potato that sits on the couch all day

“Hey Kris is a loser”
“I agree”

Kris by kris.pykreme February 18, 2019

Kris

Super gay. Loves lakes.

Hey Kris. Enjoy your butt love lake...lol

Kris by Theguyonhere April 15, 2019

Kris

Very parallel

Is that kris? He is so parallel

Kris by Allsaturnsstars May 10, 2019

Kris

A mad gay hoe that fucks his cousins

Oh look it is a kris of there

Kris by Vaindjauzi June 11, 2019