Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

Arminian Koi Carp

1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.

i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"

by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018

koi

most annoying indonesian person ever.

"she's such a koi"

by TheRealBeretta November 26, 2023

Koy

A ship name for Roy and Kae

Girl 1: Koy!!! Koy supremacy!!
Roy: SHUT IT I HATE THAT NAME

by superduperreallyhotchick April 28, 2021

koi

it means join

Hey Nathan koi

by koi889 January 14, 2021

Koi

Koi is a fish and a stupid one. He has lavish hair and he is dumb. This is true. This started over him arguing over every pity thing. Wow he is stupid.

Koi is a idiot

by ImaangeMaker February 28, 2022

koy

used to call someone a pussy bitch without them knowing

so basically another word for pussy bitch

jeremy: yo my why the jeronimo bailed out on the sesh blud

erle: no fucking way fam koy mother fucker

by stillavirginat60 March 3, 2023