Death kit

A death kit is an ensemble of tools/weapons used for (or put together in preparation of) a murder. It usually consists of duct tape/rope, knives, a gun, garbage bags etc...
In the case or real killers a death kit will consist more of:
A beautiful array of knives (scalpels, machetes, etc...),
Saran wrap and duct tape (like in the show Dexter),
Garbage Bags (for disposal of body),
Hacksaw (for dismembering the corpse),

Death kits can include any number of many kinds of tools, depending on the situation and what is needed for the murder.

J:Shit man, you've got a dope death kit
L: I know I just put it together yesterday
J: Should you really be showing this around man?
L: Nah, it's cool, this is a special occasion
J: What's the occ------

by ThePyroNympho January 23, 2011

Conversion Kit

The act of changing ones sexual preferance. Typically from female on female to female on male.

Michelle was given a conversion kit by shane, which put julie out of a job and relationship...

by s._w._ March 31, 2009

kit fisto

unable to lose, does not know how to fail. Will conquer all enemy's with ease.

Tay: I want to be Kit Fisto

Andy: i Lost.

by 26golf May 14, 2009

cunt kit

The kit bought from Halfords or similar motorist's chain store designed to make a modern car look stupid. Preferred modification of choice by Burberry capped townies. Usually involves body coloured 'skirts', and a large and pointless spoiler. Most commonly found on Citroen Saxos, Vauxhall Corsas and Ford Kas.

"Look at the cunt kit on that car."

by SPF December 12, 2003

kit roberts

5’9 boy with no bitches😪

Damn, Kit Roberts really got no bitches

by GlizzyMasta January 16, 2022

Cunning Kit

1. A phrase used by husbands (Australian sailors) referring to money that the wife does not know about.

2. Money saved up for a rainy day (generally kept secret from spouse who might spend it.

Let's go out 'whoring on' or gettin smashed (drinkin) with the boys! How much have you got in your 'Cunning Kit?'

by OhSmeg October 1, 2010

rape kit

Hospital/police procedure for collecting evidence from a recent rape victim, e.g. clothing and semen samples. Also: the completed box of evidence.

After the exam, the police collected her rape kit to test for DNA samples.

by Nic April 20, 2005