script kiddie

a wannabe hacker who doesn't know any programming, doesn't read/analyze source code and scours the internet trying to find password crackers, denial of service programs, ping attacking programs, etc. so they can brag to their stoned friends how they've 'hacked' someone.

Damn script kiddiez, clicking the f****** 'Attack' button on a hacking program so he can call hisself a l3337 h4><0|2

by unfit June 18, 2004

kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.

There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.

by Kevin December 30, 2003

Kiddie Pool

A person whose personality is so shallow, it's only skin deep. A person that is so superficial, that they are compared to the most shallow swimming pool, the kiddie pool.

"Ashley is so shallow, she's a kiddie pool."

"Brock?! Deep?! Are you kidding?! He's a kiddie pool."

by Youknowyadayada November 10, 2009

script kiddie

Usually lonewolves (er...lonepuppies), script kiddies 'h4x0r j00' using no knowledge of their own. Though they generally use their 'skills' *cough* for bad, they're not much to fear.

Most sugar high 13 year olds in IRC.

by Boochies August 27, 2003

warez kiddies

Even more derogatory way of referring to warez d00dz; refers to the fact that most warez d00dz are around the age of puberty. Compare to script kiddies.

There is no example sentence for this term.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

kiddie litter

a grouping of 6 or more children to one set of parents or a single parent. Having a sixth child makes your brood a kiddie litter.

Ted: "Did Brangelina just adopt another baby?"

Ivy: "Yeah, they've officially got themselves a kiddie litter"

by Ivy Oganesyan July 6, 2009

kiddie speed

Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well.

Concerta, Ritalin, and Adderall are brand names of kiddie speed.

by Pyrolysis January 21, 2008