(n). Synonymous to ranch dressing, preferably the cheapest brand on the shelf. The type of dressing that low socioeconomic status individuals use to douse their diabetes-inducing foodstuffs, ranging anywhere from hot-pockets to pizza, or anything else imaginable.
Wife: "Hey, Cletus! You 'unna stop 'n pick up that possum on the side 'a the road, there?"
Husband: "Iffin' we've got some redneck ketchup at home to slather on it for dinner."
Husband: "Iffin' we've got some redneck ketchup at home to slather on it for dinner."
by Kruz22 November 15, 2013
by xPhotonx February 01, 2020
by PerfectPeridot December 07, 2020
The clearish red substance that exits the ketchup bottle if the bottle is not shaken. This substance is sweat from the tomatoes being kept in such close quarters, and often ruins hamburgers.
Bitchy customer- "Ummm, WAITER! This ketchup bottle just leaked watery stuff onto my sandwich. I want a new meal"
Waiter- "No, you dumb cunt- thats ketchup sweat. Enjoy!"
(5 minutes later)
Waiter- "How does it taste...?"
Waiter- "No, you dumb cunt- thats ketchup sweat. Enjoy!"
(5 minutes later)
Waiter- "How does it taste...?"
by StreetBikeTakeover August 04, 2009
by Eric Maan August 04, 2009
Ryan: Can you pass me the dark ketchup, please?
Maggie: wtf are you talking about?
Ryan: dark ketchup
Maggie: We aren't friends anymore
Maggie: wtf are you talking about?
Ryan: dark ketchup
Maggie: We aren't friends anymore
by Grind30 August 10, 2018
I suffered Ketchup Overdose.
by Ni2k June 19, 2011