when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything
When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.
by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009
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Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009
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by Moose Mayne November 23, 2010
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Tyler: "Did you see that Kahler girl?"
Mike: "Oh ya, what a sexy beast!"
Tyler: "God, thank you for sending me this angel"
Mike: "Oh ya, what a sexy beast!"
Tyler: "God, thank you for sending me this angel"
by eggmasher002 August 18, 2011
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It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)
The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.
by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011
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by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009
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