Keegan

A guy who really can be your friend. However, he annoys people too, with his lame yo mama jokes. He listens to a lot of rap music, especially Tyler, the Creator.

Me: Keegan, what are you doing?

Keegan: Yo mama.

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020

Keegan

A shmeat head who sucks dick for a living

Keegan got a shmeat.

by Ben Sneed December 1, 2017

KEEGAN

A boy that you met in middle school. He was super cute. You to dated for a while but then he broke up with you for your best friend. And then calls you a bitch. But when you realize that he is still a great person that always makes you smile even if you don't want to.

Your friend "are you good talking to keegan"
You "yes and no"

by A orgianl person April 28, 2019

Keegan

Keegan means a nerd and idiot.

He’s such a keegan

by TIKTOCISBAD19 November 1, 2020

Keegan

As weird as possible. Extremely autistic. Looks like a complete nerd

Evan is being such keegan

by Yyyhy November 27, 2018

Keegan

A large. hairy, misshapen penis that ressmbles the Canadian Sasquach.

(Can be used in a pick-up line.-Hey girl, you want a bite of my Keegan sandwich?)

Similar words
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Keeganite- A male that has a huge Keegan.
Keeganita- An insult used on females. (Be careful when using this word. Females have been known to commit suicide or go on homocidal rampages after being called a Keeganita.)

Guy: Dude, you have such a small penis!
Dude: Well at least I don't have a Keegan.
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Would you like some grated Keeg on top of your salad?
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A steak and Keeg sub.
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Mac and Keeg
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Grilled Keeg sandwich.
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by The Big Keeg February 2, 2010

Keegan

A noob that doesn’t know what words mean before he uses them. He doesn’t respect his cousin and can’t take a joke. He thinks he can call people names without getting called one back at him. He thinks that he can call people names and he gets mad when someone gets revenge by calling him one back!

keegan: you’re a dingy

Olivia: your a bot!
Keegan: i can’t believe you called me that!

by ghgchjrd October 27, 2019