Kebab Sledding

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.
Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.
by Dijon79 January 16, 2014
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Kebab Dungeon

"I can't wait for him to come over and dive into my kebab dungeon

"These children are so demanding, I gave them passage to life through my kebab dungeon, what more do they want"

"OMG , Sam was so good last night, finger blasted my kebab dungeon until I was gushing"
by JustMe1986 November 11, 2020
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Nezab kebab

When somebody tells something smart, but you dont wanna look stupid.
"Man, did you know that mitochondria is powerplant of cell?"

"Nezab kebab"
by ElParkos May 01, 2021
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Kebab legs

When a girl's thighs are so fat they resemble the lamb meat on the rotisserie at a kebab shop.
Guy A: You got with that girl last night?

Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!
by Shouldbeworking22 April 04, 2014
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Dirty Kebab

A dirty kebab is a donner kebab meal you get from a takeaway and eat as you have a long walk home from the sesh
by Kiercn November 17, 2019
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LaTransgender kebab

A seriously bizarre Swedish sex act. It involves two men in Batman and Robin costumes spit roasting or kebabbing a very eager participant of dubious original sex to fulfill his/her fantasies. While he/she is being slowpoked from either end they are doused in Ace of Spades and fed kebab. At the very end they are given a reacharound from Batman while watching Robin pick up roadside garbage with a reflective vest on.
No halloween would be complete without Jirre becoming a LaTransgender kebab.
by The real kabob king November 03, 2013
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downer kebab

the fact of eating a kebab (i.e. Turkish dish) you've been craving for after a night of heavy drinking and it turns out it's not good at all and ruins your mood.
Mike: we went out last night and had lots of drinks.

Steve : it must have been fun!

Mike: the drinking was ok, but then we had to drink and had a downer kebab. It made me sick the next day.
by El_Gringo_from_Van March 28, 2013
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