Skip to main content

Kebab o'clock

Did you ever had a sudden craving for a kebab, usually late at night after having a couple of pints with the lads? Or after a hard day at work?

Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!
It's kebab o'clock, can't wait for that foot-long kebab sliding down my throat!
by nicmart June 19, 2011
mugGet the Kebab o'clockmug.

Kebab Sledding

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.
Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.
by Dijon79 January 16, 2014
mugGet the Kebab Sleddingmug.

Sheesh Kebab

Sheesh Kebab is a versatile word that can be used as an exclamation and even a verb.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.

1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.

As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.

It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.
Eg1.

Boy eating his poo*
Parents walk in*
Parents: WHAT THE SHEESH KEBAB ARE YOU DOING???

Eg2.
Gets a 3 pointer*
Basketball player: SHEESH KEBAB!!!!!
Dabs*

Eg3.

Bill: How are ya mate?
Frank: SHEESH KEBAB!
by Smarterthananass January 6, 2019
mugGet the Sheesh Kebabmug.

Kebab legs

When a girl's thighs are so fat they resemble the lamb meat on the rotisserie at a kebab shop.
Guy A: You got with that girl last night?

Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!
by Shouldbeworking22 May 16, 2014
mugGet the Kebab legsmug.

Kebab Dad

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).
- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.
by piperjo September 19, 2018
mugGet the Kebab Dadmug.

Kebab Dungeon

"I can't wait for him to come over and dive into my kebab dungeon

"These children are so demanding, I gave them passage to life through my kebab dungeon, what more do they want"

"OMG , Sam was so good last night, finger blasted my kebab dungeon until I was gushing"
by JustMe1986 November 11, 2020
mugGet the Kebab Dungeonmug.

downer kebab

the fact of eating a kebab (i.e. Turkish dish) you've been craving for after a night of heavy drinking and it turns out it's not good at all and ruins your mood.
Mike: we went out last night and had lots of drinks.

Steve : it must have been fun!

Mike: the drinking was ok, but then we had to drink and had a downer kebab. It made me sick the next day.
by El_Gringo_from_Van March 28, 2013
mugGet the downer kebabmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email