Nezab kebab

When somebody tells something smart, but you dont wanna look stupid.

"Man, did you know that mitochondria is powerplant of cell?"

"Nezab kebab"

by ElParkos May 1, 2021

Kebab o'clock

Did you ever had a sudden craving for a kebab, usually late at night after having a couple of pints with the lads? Or after a hard day at work?

Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!

It's kebab o'clock, can't wait for that foot-long kebab sliding down my throat!

by nicmart June 19, 2011

Kebab Dad

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).

- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.

by piperjo September 19, 2018

Kebab Sledding

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.

Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.

by Dijon79 January 16, 2014

LaTransgender kebab

A seriously bizarre Swedish sex act. It involves two men in Batman and Robin costumes spit roasting or kebabbing a very eager participant of dubious original sex to fulfill his/her fantasies. While he/she is being slowpoked from either end they are doused in Ace of Spades and fed kebab. At the very end they are given a reacharound from Batman while watching Robin pick up roadside garbage with a reflective vest on.

No halloween would be complete without Jirre becoming a LaTransgender kebab.

by The real kabob king November 3, 2013

Kebab legs

When a girl's thighs are so fat they resemble the lamb meat on the rotisserie at a kebab shop.

Guy A: You got with that girl last night?

Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!

by Shouldbeworking22 May 16, 2014

downer kebab

the fact of eating a kebab (i.e. Turkish dish) you've been craving for after a night of heavy drinking and it turns out it's not good at all and ruins your mood.

Mike: we went out last night and had lots of drinks.

Steve : it must have been fun!

Mike: the drinking was ok, but then we had to drink and had a downer kebab. It made me sick the next day.

by El_Gringo_from_Van March 28, 2013