What in the Flying Kangaroo

Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.

What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.

Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.

by Wasn’t Me November 22, 2020

Baby Kangaroo

When man has a boner and tries to hide it by tucking in the waistband of his pants only to have the head of his dick pop out of the waistband, resembling a baby kangaroo in its mother's pouch.

Last night at the club, a girl was grinding on me so hard she gave me a hard-on. I tried to hide it by tucking in my waistband but when my dickhead peaked out it looked like I was carrying a baby kangaroo.

by TheDuctchPalindrome February 16, 2014

kangaroo kick

The act by which someone is to forcefully kick another while utilizing both feet in the process.

Bernard was stuck in the cat house, and then Betsy kangaroo kicked him in the stomach.

by Efram May 17, 2008

Literal Kangaroo

Racial slur term used by the Alt Right meaning "Rare chinese looking inbred Nig nog from Australia".

Example:
-Turden: G'day mate. Whats with the commotion out here?
-Not Rubin: Well someone just ran over a Literal Kangaroo...

by AshleyYoung69 September 17, 2019

dirty kangaroo

When you run out of toilet paper after taking a shit and u have to hop liek a kangaroo wiht ur pants down to get some out of the closet or where ever it is

that was teh worse case of a dirty kangaroo ever!

by jadgja June 7, 2007

Reverse Kangaroo

Reverse Kangaroo: 1)California Valley slang for a sexual position where the woman analy rides the man facing him while she smacks him in the face with the bottoms of her feet. 2) New Australian for using a toilet backwards, and leaving skidmarks on the front side of the bowl.

1) She broke my nose when we tried the Reverse Kangaroo.
3) She got all drunk and let us watch her take a reverse Kangaroo.

by SirIsaacHillary September 24, 2005

kangaroo

A hooded sweatshirt with a pouch on the front to put your hands inside if it's cold.

My girlfriend likes to wear my kangaroo because her jacket is too thin.

by monkey40 July 23, 2009