justifiction

(just i FIC shun): a fictional justification for a project or purchase that is otherwise patently obvious and necessary, but that nevertheless requires that bureaucratic management procedures and forms be followed.

I had to fill out three forms and write a justifiction to replace the broken garbage can in the lunchroom.

by Robert Scott December 15, 2008

Jessified

My ex gave me such a head trip. It maid me crazy. Pure munipulation, straight lies and tries to tell you as truth. She uses my kid as a way to munipulate me into giving or doing things i dont want to be. A emotionally abusive woman. Narriciesst play on men and women. Been going through all sorts of counseling and court appointments

Damn man, i straight up got jessified. Got me all confused whats going on with them.

by Tocanchew May 8, 2018

Justifiable Salt

A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.

Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!

by MaggotHoles February 16, 2018

Justifining

A sad person who eats ramen and is lactose intolerant.
Someone or something that tried to be funny at that one highschool party.
A lonely person who is depressed and edgy.

1 person: wow have you all seen that girl? Shes such a justifining.
2 person: yeah they're so edgy.

by Justifining October 12, 2018

justifer

ship name of the ex couple jennifer aniston and justin theroux

“justifer” is endgame and should get back together period

by ihatebradpitt January 12, 2021

Justined

/Verb/

To be Justined, is mostly used when you see someone shorter than you that has failed to reach the top shelf. But it can be used by people with the name of, Justin, to show suppiriority or as a insult like the commonly used "Dog Water"

Me: I just beat a Zombie to death with some pants. Get Absolutely Justined!

Alt:

Them: Excuse me sir, can you get that item for me?

Me: *proceedes to move item to top top shelf" get Justined you small one.

by Justin1917206 May 14, 2021

Justicide

The act of killing someone, but justified in doing such.

Middle of the night the suspect broke into the residence while the homeowners were sleeping. As he continued through the residence reaching the hallway, he observed the homeowner at the end of the hallway displaying a firearm at his person. The male began to give verbal commands to the suspect , he was non-compliant. The suspect began to raise his firearm at the victim, it was at that point the suspect done fucked up and was shot and killed. A justified homicide, aka: Justicide.

by Locked-Up September 15, 2021