Justifining

A sad person who eats ramen and is lactose intolerant.
Someone or something that tried to be funny at that one highschool party.
A lonely person who is depressed and edgy.

1 person: wow have you all seen that girl? Shes such a justifining.
2 person: yeah they're so edgy.

by Justifining October 12, 2018

justining

1.) The act of eating bacon, an excessive amount of bacon
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block

4.) Making out with really ugly girls

5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state

Dude, I was justining so hard last night.
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.

I've been justining so often I think I have mono.

Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!

by meowtown23 October 20, 2014

Justifying Bullshit

When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.

John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!

by JT.Peters April 5, 2010

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE

I (EYE) (AYE) Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and Y0U

UU YU YOO YOOOH!!!! have the LEFT to be HEAR.

AARON WATSON TAKAFUL , when EAST MEETS WEST .PERFECT TELEPATHY. (IT'S DOWN THERE AIREADY).

URBAN DICTIONARY MUSIC LIBRARY SEGMENT PART OF DEFINITION....(NEW SUBDIVISION ...SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI NEW FEATURE)

H(AI) H(A)I ROGER HODGSON OF SUPERTRAMP

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE I (EYE) (AYE)Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and you UU YU UOO YOOOH have the LEFT to be HEAR.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 19, 2021

Justifying Troll

A troll who thinks it's okay to troll if they use something else to justify their hate. A Justifying Troll often uses religion, inaccurate facts, and big words to try and justify their hate. These kinds of trolls do this because they usually can't find anything wrong with whatever it is that they hate and therefore have to look for reasons.

Example of a Justifying Troll:

"You see those skulls in the background? And the way she has her arms positioned? Not to mention if you play this song backwards she clearly says 'I love the devil'. This singer is satanic and trying to brainwash you".

by asefiowrhgua;ergg September 28, 2011

Justining

pretending to like a girl, then ending up being a douchebag who really only wants to get in girls' pants and then forget about them

Neither one, he's justining both of them

by LizzyFoShizz August 20, 2010

Justining

When you feel so alone that you must swallow down a Nigerian cock like it’s your first meal you have ever received, then proceed to steal puppies for sexual pleasure. Justining is an act usually made by skinny wannabe hood kids who typically smell of shit and have an ass hairier than an uncut grass farm.

Hey man, how you feeling today?
Not so great, I’ve been justining all day and I still don’t feel any better.

by Wet backington May 4, 2020