the exciting and pleasurable art of two men jousting with their erect penis's. the loser of this raging battle is then obliged to bend over while the winner runs from distance and jousts up the losers anus.
by Capitani Pedro August 10, 2006
1) A contest used to settle affairs of work place matters and/or to relief boredom.
Office chairs are used as horses while broomsticks are used as lances.
Office chairs are used as horses while broomsticks are used as lances.
by Asian Sensation 123 September 14, 2011
The ancient sport of gay Knights, whilst wearing only their cast iron helmets, the "Knights of the Brown Circle" would canter towards each other, "Nibb's" (Penis) out and joust against another using thier Nibbs instead of Lances. The losing jouster would salute his victor by parading his arse cheeks ready for invasion.
In more recent times this game has been played by "Gay Knight" wannabees, usually to the music of "Black Beauty"
In more recent times this game has been played by "Gay Knight" wannabees, usually to the music of "Black Beauty"
.....in the 1984 GG's (Gay Games) the "Nibb-Jousting" final was played out between Tarquin Cockman and Marco Lockoss.....after numerous "canters" and frequent "penis passes" the competetion was decided with a game of "Space Docking" (see urban dictionary for "Space Docking")
by Dusty_UK July 02, 2004
She is the joust falcon
by cliffinator January 04, 2008
When a male and female are dancing, or grinding, and the male proceeds to get an erection, which he willingly allows to "poke," or joust into the female he is dancing with, sometimes causing awkwardness
Becky: "So I had so much fun at the club last night, did you?"
Melissa: "Well, this guy I was dancing with totally ass jousted me for like ten minutes before I pepper-sprayed his ass."
Melissa: "Well, this guy I was dancing with totally ass jousted me for like ten minutes before I pepper-sprayed his ass."
by Bean of the Chilli October 22, 2008
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by joescellar August 12, 2009