Josie

a lovely woman who refuses to send pictures.

Brie- Send me that picture!
Kate- No!!!!!
Brie- God, you're such a Josie.

by katbri February 6, 2010

Josie

A Josie is somebody that Carter loves

Josie is a sexy beast

by 🚗 tee December 13, 2019

josie

legend, poon, cool, awsome,

usually short but extremely hot approach with cation usually very agressive and hates whinny bitches...

a josie usually makes good juices but avoid her cooking like jew avoids germans

bad cook 2012

example 1

(josie) hey i just cooked something wanna try it

(victum) sure looks good (lie)
(victum) oh no im dying tell my wife i love her agghhagaghahaghaghhaghaa son of a bitch her cooking is so bad ahhhhhh makes sure im the last one to suffer noooooo!!!!!!!!!!

example 2

josie walked into the room everything got harder

by heysen spencer siegfried November 10, 2012

Josie

josie is a girl who is a little bit loopy but can always make you laugh. She is really pretty and any person would be lucky to have her, to bad she picked an eighteen year old boy who looks five and makes the most cringeworthy content you could find. She’s a really talented drawer and particularly specialises in eyes. Shes obsessed with tik tok and won’t hesitate to stalk your sister. Josie will never pick up a phone call until the day she dies. overall josie is a really good friend and brings joy to the lucky few who are not repelled by her loopy ness.

Friend: Wow, Why do you like a five year old josie?
Josie: Are you talking about yourself?
Friend: MY BIRTHDAY IS ONLY FIVE DAYS OFF

by i am a persn April 2, 2020

josie

an ass but good friend who is a scared bitch but can kill someone

josie always says "fuck you" when shes embarrassed so imagine she's getting purposed o in public and she starts saying fuck you while crying....everyone is thinking it went wrong but suddenly the kiss and they look happy.

everyone: wtf

by the white female suga November 1, 2018

Josie

Hoe

She a hoe

Did you see Josie over there she a hoe

by Dick her narry October 28, 2019

Josie

Josie is usually a weird person. She will claim to be the thiccest one on the planet and is super funny. If you are taller than her, twirl her hair, or bring her food she will stay with you. Now make sure you make eye contact with her to see a empty pit of black in her eyes. She is cute and sometimes wears ugly Christmas sweaters. Most importantly she is super sweet and make your day 100000 times better.

Man 1: That girl can really pull a Josie
Man 2: Yea she is MEGA THICCCC
Man 1: You sure

Man 2: Jk nvm

by Donkey monkey123 November 7, 2019