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Josie

a lovely woman who refuses to send pictures.
Brie- Send me that picture!
Kate- No!!!!!
Brie- God, you're such a Josie.
by katbri February 6, 2010
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Josie

A Josie is somebody that Carter loves
Josie is a sexy beast
by 🚗 tee December 13, 2019
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josie

legend, poon, cool, awsome,

usually short but extremely hot approach with cation usually very agressive and hates whinny bitches...

a josie usually makes good juices but avoid her cooking like jew avoids germans

bad cook 2012
example 1

(josie) hey i just cooked something wanna try it

(victum) sure looks good (lie)
(victum) oh no im dying tell my wife i love her agghhagaghahaghaghhaghaa son of a bitch her cooking is so bad ahhhhhh makes sure im the last one to suffer noooooo!!!!!!!!!!

example 2

josie walked into the room everything got harder
by heysen spencer siegfried November 10, 2012
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Josie

josie is a girl who is a little bit loopy but can always make you laugh. She is really pretty and any person would be lucky to have her, to bad she picked an eighteen year old boy who looks five and makes the most cringeworthy content you could find. She’s a really talented drawer and particularly specialises in eyes. Shes obsessed with tik tok and won’t hesitate to stalk your sister. Josie will never pick up a phone call until the day she dies. overall josie is a really good friend and brings joy to the lucky few who are not repelled by her loopy ness.
Friend: Wow, Why do you like a five year old josie?
Josie: Are you talking about yourself?
Friend: MY BIRTHDAY IS ONLY FIVE DAYS OFF
by i am a persn April 2, 2020
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josie

an ass but good friend who is a scared bitch but can kill someone
josie always says "fuck you" when shes embarrassed so imagine she's getting purposed o in public and she starts saying fuck you while crying....everyone is thinking it went wrong but suddenly the kiss and they look happy.

everyone: wtf
by the white female suga November 1, 2018
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Josie

She a hoe

Did you see Josie over there she a hoe
by Dick her narry October 28, 2019
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Josie

A rlly nice person who’s eyes you could stare at all day and somebody that could make your day and is meant for one person and one person only ******** and a person who keeps her circle small will lose people but will always be there for other ppl and to some ppl she means a lot but to others she means the world
by Suckmyassupdaddy March 30, 2019
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