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Stevie Johnson

1. Explosive, talented young receiver on the Buffalo Bills. One of the most underrated players in the league, 80+ rec 1000+ rec yds & 10 TD's.

2. Also defined as gettin yours and gettin it in when you have to get your grind on and work for it. Has a rap song named after him written by cousin bay area rapper Ya Boy.
"I'm about my Bills like Stevie Johnson, call my woman throw her back like a quarter option, money on my mind money on my conscious, I'm all about my Bills, I'm on my Stevie Johnson.
by Stevie Johnson June 7, 2011
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Stroking Johnson

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.
by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016
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Silky Johnson

The only player hater in the Player Haters' Ball that actually knows how to hate; the rest are all stupid and lame.
Buc Nasty: Man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.

Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?

Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.

Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!

Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
by A7XDeathbatGNR January 27, 2007
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Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.
Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.
by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015
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hank johnson, sr

a variation on the hank johnson where the hands have a up and down motion while the hank johnson is going down.
"I was visited by hank johnson, sr last night and i need an ice pack for my nuts, juan."
by robitio57 January 9, 2009
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Scrote Johnson

Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.
"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."

"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."
by ntb320 April 18, 2008
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Sargent Johnson

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!
by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006
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