Johan K Jensen

Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
by JKJ's biggest fan:D April 5, 2010
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Johan Huss Carlsson

A lazy man in Sweden who is mental, eats tons of food, takes pictures of everyone and anything including screenshots, doesn’t care about anyone, wears kids clothes, has tons of money, and laughs at people who are dead
Johan: Yes boy
Anyone: What is this man child also known as a Johan Huss Carlsson doing now
Johan: Does stupid things
by Imakewords1 December 29, 2021
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Johan James Carey

He is a sexy guy, his great s3x skills will soon be useful. He is a handsome man with a pretty personality. Love him, kiss him and most definitely don’t fuck him
I’m in love with this Johan James Carey
by Jacob Hiroshima March 30, 2022
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On February 17th kick a guy or girl name Johan, then say sheeeesh.
Johan: hey bro
Guy:*kicks* sheesh
Kick a johan you know day
by Notamaster69 February 16, 2022
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Johan

Awesome
Handsome
Usually the most popular guy in the class and everyone loves him... He is tall, blue eyes, dark blonde hair, brown skin, and timberland shoes.
Oh My God... Look, he is such a Johan... I love him.
by XDunicorn February 1, 2017
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Johan and Rina

the best andre n cat duo you’ll ever see 😉
Someone : omg Johan and Rina r so cool 👍
by ikogalcm May 15, 2022
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JOHAN

A autistic child with mental disorder. He is mostly a disappointment to his race and family tree. He is the opposite of being athletic. Son of a teacher. There is also a disease named after him.
a)Help me I got JOHAN. Doctor: you have 20min left to live.
b) Garbage
by Lučka March 18, 2022
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