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Jizz Socker

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A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.
"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X
by Stick900 November 12, 2018
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A jizz skip

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a woman who is filled up like a skip full of man cum
by lango1945 May 12, 2016
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Jizz Shamrock

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When you blow your load on your chick and mix it with green food coloring in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day
I woke up this morning to my boyfriend giving me Jizz Shamrock face painting. Complete with green food coloring and sprinkles.
by BlarneyBone March 31, 2011
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Jizz Stomping

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When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.
Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?
by drizzydrerogers1 March 1, 2011
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Jizz stick

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You'll find Herbert the pervert's frozen jizz sticks in the snow in the morning!
by Pnkkarma February 1, 2016
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jizz sock

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If you've made use of the term "wet blanket" you understand that a wet blanket is someone that is just annoying, in the way, ruins the mood, etc. They're a wet blanket. No one wants a wet blanket. How can that keep you warm? How can it provide any kind of comfort? It can't. It sucks.

Out of the womb of the wet blanket came the term "jizz sock". A jizz sock is a slutty wet blanket! When you're jerking off, you just grab any old jizz sock off the floor and then throw it in the laundry bin. No one likes a jizz sock once it's been used.
Jennie: You know how you explained to me what a wet blanket is?

Kelly: Yes I do!

Jennie: Well, I thought about slutty wet blankets... why don't we call them jizz socks?

Kelly:... That... That needs to be put on urban dictionary!!! 'Yea she's a fucking jizz sock... just some shit that was lyin' around on the floor' It's PERFECT.
by jennielovely May 8, 2013
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jizz slurpee

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The nastiest thing I've ever heard of
Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!
by Falkan March 4, 2003
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