Ju-Jitsu

JEW - Jitsu

The art of Jewish self defense

Hitler was taken out by the jew - jitsu skills of master moses

by Rabbi Jesus Christ April 9, 2004

jitslime

Jitslime is a jit whos slime. (Playboi Carti reference) Slatt slatt... (Yuno Miles: 7 Deadly Jits)

This jitslime really buggin rn..

by Jitslime February 7, 2023

JITS

The act of pushing 1-3 fingers in the side of someone and saying "JITS!"

Cortis walks up to Beardmore and JITSes him.

by CCfootball November 22, 2007

jits

Seventh, Eighth, or Nineth graders who are under 5 feet tall and then try to act ghetto, cool, or tough and everyone, includeing themselves know that they most defently are not, and they act this way because they are either about to enter high school, or they are just entering high school.

jits get there asses kicked because they are fucking pathetic ass losers.

by pimp daddy dollars February 16, 2005

Ju-Jitsu

see Jiu-Jitsu

by Yawara August 22, 2003

Jew-Jitsu

sensei ramen is the master of jew jitsu. it is an ancient jewish tradition, that the asians stole 1,000,000,000 years ago

Dude, i think he new jew-jitsu

by flyinghotpocket January 1, 2008

bathhouse jiu-jitsu

1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.

2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.

"Don't go into that steamroom. There's some serious bathhouse jiu-jitsu going on."

by D. Gould July 5, 2006