fucking jimbo

When a ping pong ball goes under the couch, resulting in an inconvenience to the players
Player 1: Wheres the ball?
Player 2: Under the couch...
Player 1: FUCKING JIMBO!
by weeeeeeson November 06, 2010
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Jimbo Slice Surprise

A series of events in the following order:
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button

3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"
Guy 1: It's so tough finding freaky girls that are into hairy guys.
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !
by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021
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whats popping jimbo

When you greet your home while in a threesome
Whats popping jimbo I can't talk I'm busy if you know what I mean.
by Anonymouskid-1 September 11, 2017
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Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise illegal or reckless actions (that usually involves killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.
Although Israel as the right to defend itself, its actions in Lebanon are an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.
by Del360 July 31, 2006
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One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.
Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about
by JimmyLikesBones October 01, 2021
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Jimbo Jones Shake Down

Another word for having sex with zach dunn. Obviously this have yet to occure.
I swear, i saw somebody doing the Jimbo Jones Shake down in a lazy boy at sears
by I am your FATHER April 01, 2003
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