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Cloud-Jerking

The act of jerking off to memory rather than pornographic material.
Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*epilepsy*
by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018
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Carpet jerking

Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room
by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019
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I am just jerking your horse

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.
Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.
by L K-9 May 2, 2016
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Jerking the Colon Boner

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.
by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012
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jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007
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Jerking Off

1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
by allnaturalMSG May 21, 2008
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Jebbing

The act of Throwing in rust from smalding.
Picco is jebbing so hard he crashed heli
by Bigboypogers September 18, 2019
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