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Jelly bean

Someone who is Jealous. Mainly a cute way to call out a side piece or the main with out offending their very existence.
Girl: *talking to someone other then the main*

Main: ... *looking mad as hell*

Girl: *tries to be cute knowing damn well she ain’t* aww, come here my little jelly bean!
by Jazogirl February 20, 2021
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Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period
Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there
by Coonass4life October 18, 2022
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Jelly Bean

When you accidentally slam an item that you weren't supposed to make because you were not paying attention
You: Crap!!! I didn't mean to make zephyrs, it was supposed to be a sunfire.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.
by Luxinder October 15, 2020
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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
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I like jelly beans

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
by LightSwigger March 6, 2024
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Jelly Bean

When you accidentally slam an item that you weren't supposed to make because you were not paying attention
You: Crap!!! I didn't mean to make zephyrs, it was supposed to be a sunfire.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.
by Luxinder October 15, 2020
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Jelly Bean

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!
by Stasch42 October 21, 2017
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