Java the Hoot

A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.

Oh yes, I’ve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I don’t have a clue what he looks like!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

java-hipster

A pretentious, bohemian wanna-be, who frequents various coffee shops. He loves to spout his artiste-poseur opinions loudly in everyday conversation to anyone who will listen, so that his strong opinions can be heard by random strangers that he pines to impress. Almost always knows less than he tries so hard to convey. Usually has a laptop hooked up to wi-fi, yet rarely if ever touches the keyboard. Prefers to sit outside at the sidewalk table if possible so that he can be seen by as many cool locals as possible. Prides himself of being hip as evidenced by donning the latest trendy, hipster, hair-do. i.e., dreadlocks, shaved head, etc...

The "java-hipster" raved loudly to his nose-ringed buddies about the latest Johnny Depp film as the irritated cafe patrons feigned a yawn in his direction to show obvious annoyance at his pathetic attempts to be heard by all.

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Java dyke

A hipster lesbian who dresses as though she could work in a trendy coffeeshop/cafe.

"Man, did you see that girl with the dreads, the long skirt, and the cat-eye glasses? She's totally a java dyke."

by S. J. T. October 18, 2008

java surfin'

When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.

After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.

by Smooth Sista Wives February 24, 2017

java junkie

A person who is addicted to coffee. Comes from the TV Show Gilmore Girls. Especially Lorelai and Rory are known as java junkies

LUKE: What are you doing?
LORELAI: I need coffee.
LUKE: It's 5:00 in the morning. Make coffee at your own house.
LORELAI: I did. I drank it all.
LUKE: You drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning?
LORELAI: Big gulps, lots of sugar.
LUKE: *thinks: java junkie*

by ~dominique August 29, 2008

java zoned

When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.

Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.

by Callacas January 4, 2013

java-sex

1) Intense sexual activity after consuming large amounts of caffeine
2) participating in sexual activity in a cafe establishment

Guys, I had the greatest java-sex on my break yesterday.

by FanFreakingTasticBich May 17, 2018