Java Boner

An erection caused by one's obsession with the programming language Java.

My Professor doesn't let me use C++ because he has a Java Boner.

by BillyTheExterminator May 5, 2011

g-java

A java program for converting game maker games to java to play online

Im going to convert my game to java using G-Java!

by mikeakamemorex November 19, 2005

Java Nazi

This is a term used by computer programmers to refer to another programmer who is an elite perfectionist who knows everything about the Java programming language and can do nearly anything using the Java programming language.

Kieran: I wonder if it's possible to teach a computer to love.
Nathan: I bet Scott could do it. After all, he's a complete Java Nazi.

by Inva Derbo Ots October 3, 2006

Java script

A set of instructions on how to use a device for the purposes of brewing coffee.

"Can one of you get coffee in the kitchen going, please? If you don't know how to use the new machine, I have printed out a java script and stuck it in the kitchen. Just follow that and you'll be OK."

by The Crayon Kid September 22, 2017

Java Shitty

The coffee shop at Masco High School. Famously known for the shitty overpriced coffee drinks they make.

Masco Kid 1: Hey wanna go down and get something at Java City?

Masco Kid 2: Don't ya mean Java Shitty?

Masco Kid 1: Yeah but it's the only place around.

Masco Kid 2: Yeah, you're right. Shit.

by mikefrommasco October 29, 2007

Java

Putting coffee beans up someone's ass before performing anal sex.

Tom was upset after being Java'd, as he typically prefers decaf.

by dingus_brody August 15, 2011

Java drive by

When a website attempts to keylog / infect visitors.
Usually a window pops up asking you to allow java.
If you click yes you will be keylogged.

Java drive by is in violation of the law in most countries

by Valentijn000 April 22, 2011