A certain sex position that involves 1 man, 2 women, a clean empty bottle and a bowl of freshly washed fruit
"Whao! Twin lesbian hookers! I think I'm gonna pick them up. Tonight's a good night to try the stunned Jaguar cause i just bought that bowl of freshly washed fruit and I haven't taken out the recycling yet!"
by Nick the Theif November 3, 2007
A reference made popular by a scene from Mel Gibson's movie Apocalypto: Jaguar Paw is fleeing through the jungle from his Mayan captors, taking them out one by one, when all of a sudden a Jaguar sets upon one of his pursuers faces!
Not to be confused with Lion to the face, Puma to the face or Snapping turtle to the face.
Not to be confused with Lion to the face, Puma to the face or Snapping turtle to the face.
Me and my boys were out in the Peruvian jungle looking for some tang when Lewis was pounced on by a jaguar from above..! "Woaaaaaahhh! Jaguar to the face!"
by Mad Twatter4 June 23, 2010
A usually low-class person who buys/ lease/ finance a demo red Jaguar. These people often buy fake purses. Forever 21 and Urban Planet are their favorite shopping destinations.
by Urban Thornhill Idioms November 29, 2018
Pronounce: jag-you-er ef-type
The pinnacle of sports engineering. Better than any German or even Japanese equivalent (and of course NO American car can even touch it), the F-Type is the spiritual successor to the ultra-iconic E-Type of the Seventies. It is available as a two-door fastback coupe or as a convertible. The fastest SVR version is really fast. And being a Jag, of course it's properly luxurious too. Best of both worlds.
It's made in Britain's Second City, Birmingham - AKA Motor City.
While most British cars are among the best cars around, this is right at the top of its class. It's perfect. Flawless.
I've never driven one. Or read its Autocar review. Or watched the Top Gear one. Hooray!
But I know, it's great. C'mon, built in Brum, what could possibly go wrong?
The pinnacle of sports engineering. Better than any German or even Japanese equivalent (and of course NO American car can even touch it), the F-Type is the spiritual successor to the ultra-iconic E-Type of the Seventies. It is available as a two-door fastback coupe or as a convertible. The fastest SVR version is really fast. And being a Jag, of course it's properly luxurious too. Best of both worlds.
It's made in Britain's Second City, Birmingham - AKA Motor City.
While most British cars are among the best cars around, this is right at the top of its class. It's perfect. Flawless.
I've never driven one. Or read its Autocar review. Or watched the Top Gear one. Hooray!
But I know, it's great. C'mon, built in Brum, what could possibly go wrong?
Scene: overspeeding on a motorway at 80 in a Corvette. Jaguar F-Type comes up behind.
You: Whoa, this Corvette's really fast! (F-Type tailgates you) Great! Wish I'd got the Jag instead. (You move to a position better suited to speedy driving) My back! The seats aren't comfy either. Really, I'm selling this right now and getting one of THOSE!
You: Whoa, this Corvette's really fast! (F-Type tailgates you) Great! Wish I'd got the Jag instead. (You move to a position better suited to speedy driving) My back! The seats aren't comfy either. Really, I'm selling this right now and getting one of THOSE!
by DawnShadowStrikeFury September 23, 2020
by jackoff jones July 11, 2008
by Jazzynerd2351 April 18, 2017
Jaguar Bass - is a distinctive looking bass guitar manufactured by Fender. The bass typically features a Jazz bass Pickup and a Precision bass pickup but some special models feature a dual Humbucker. Played by the bassist for FVK and Mastodon
by J-basser November 6, 2013