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Jaguar F-Type

Pronounce: jag-you-er ef-type

The pinnacle of sports engineering. Better than any German or even Japanese equivalent (and of course NO American car can even touch it), the F-Type is the spiritual successor to the ultra-iconic E-Type of the Seventies. It is available as a two-door fastback coupe or as a convertible. The fastest SVR version is really fast. And being a Jag, of course it's properly luxurious too. Best of both worlds.
It's made in Britain's Second City, Birmingham - AKA Motor City.
While most British cars are among the best cars around, this is right at the top of its class. It's perfect. Flawless.

I've never driven one. Or read its Autocar review. Or watched the Top Gear one. Hooray!
But I know, it's great. C'mon, built in Brum, what could possibly go wrong?
Scene: overspeeding on a motorway at 80 in a Corvette. Jaguar F-Type comes up behind.
You: Whoa, this Corvette's really fast! (F-Type tailgates you) Great! Wish I'd got the Jag instead. (You move to a position better suited to speedy driving) My back! The seats aren't comfy either. Really, I'm selling this right now and getting one of THOSE!
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Vox Jaguars

To listen to or play music by the Vox Jaguars.
last night we all vox jaguars in the car. it was tight.
by jackoff jones August 5, 2008
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Super secret spy jaguar

A cat That acts like a Jaguar and is a super secret spy
Meghan: Thats my cat nudgie, he is a super secret spy Jaguar
Kira:Whats that?
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Jaguar

Jaguar is a cat. A very big Cat.
Pov 1: look at that big cat! It's huge!
Pov 2: That isn't a cat? It's a Jaguar!
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Jaguars

It's lauren jauregui's gay ass fandom that will snatch your wig and beat you up if you come after her, they are a detached bunch of gay ass bitches that were once and still are harmonizers.
The jaguars will come for you if you say one bad word about lauren.
by Hero99 May 22, 2018
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JAGUAR

Farr jaguar's a killer aye
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Jaguar

Male version of cougar; an older man who prowls for younger women.
Amy: Did you know that Sarah is dating a 68 yearold?

Rebecca: Ew, he must be a jaguar.
by erinbrockavich March 10, 2020
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