Cracker Jack Box

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.

Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)

by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

Cracker Jack Box

A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color

Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at

by Jamesindtown September 29, 2007

Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

jack in the box

a place that has bomb ass assin' ass food.

i just had some bomb ass assin' ass jack in the box.

by Bordshiesty May 26, 2023

Jack in the box challenge

When you jack in the box of your jack in the box food

Yo bro I did the Jack in the box challenge my GF was so surprised
No way bro Ima try it out now

by MeatBallar October 25, 2022

Jack in the box

jack in the box mascot has a wife and three kids and he’s one of the hottest mascots so bbg male wife 10/10 smash would eat his burgers with a side of good good sauce, bro has everything on his menu aswell i say eat at jack in the box

“hey have you seen the new jack in the box commercial”
“hell yeah! he’s hot as fuck!”

by cheesenoods June 9, 2023