javier

the best man you will ever meet. nice and attractive. tall and handsome. the greatest sex you will ever have. usually a Mexican devoted to work.

"oh. what a javier."

by Harry Nuts May 19, 2008

car jacker

used mostly for someone giving a handjob while riding in a car

Man jennifer is such a car jacker! Did you hear about her carride with will last year?

by BOBBBBBFJKLGHTFTGRKJDSGAERYTRHFRUHYEROH April 26, 2008

Javier

An amazing guy who is literally everything to me. He’s definitely someone you want in ur life. Extremely flirty. Has such an amazing voice, smile, heart. Everything about him is absolutely perfect. He deserves the world! His eyes and his smile, they just make me melt. I love this fool so much. Love you baby boy <3

Person 1:“Is that Javier”
Me: “Yup, but don’t even try he’s mine”

by Lunajj May 21, 2021

jackery

From the root word "jacked" or "jacked up", which have varying definitions, based on the context.
The noun "jackery" is the extent to which, or the way in which something(s) or someone is jacked.

T: This bike is so fucked up. Everything is broken or wrong.
E: Ya dude its totally jacked up.
T: This is the worst jackery i've ever seen
E: That's a a lot of jackery!

by Dj MtMe June 28, 2008

Javier

Name given to men/boys of hispanic or latin descent. Usually sporty and good fighters (2000 major boxers with name, Javier), but on the other hand are very kind and nice to women. Usually get a lot of girls, and fight a lot of boys, but still have lots of friends, and are more likely to be a person who you'll remember from multiple child-hood memories. But in conclusion, to be a "Javier" you have to be a leader, and ignore people who will get you nowhere.

Friend: Aye, Javier you see those mujeres over there
Javier: Ese, I hit that last week
Friend: Orale, Ese, hook me up vato

by jus another Cubano March 29, 2010

Jacker's Arm

When one's arm is too sore or in extreme pain due to excessive masturbation. Usually interferes with everyday activities and can take weeks to recover from.

John: Dude I took like three Tylenol pills this morning

Brandon: What do you have the cold?

John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.

by Pandad March 24, 2009

Dirty Javier

The act of meeting someone, getting invited over and seizing the opportunity to take a massive dump in their bathroom and taking off right after, leaving the other person baffled and their house smelling like Burrito Night gone bad.

- "So you're telling me this guy just gave you a Dirty Javier and left?"
- "I know! He's so mysterious... (sigh)"

by jorgetheke June 21, 2010