A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.
Symptoms may include:
- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)
- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch
- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat
- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat
- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times
- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat
- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)
- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day
- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)
- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat
- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)
- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple
- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)
- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
Symptoms may include:
- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)
- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch
- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat
- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat
- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times
- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat
- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)
- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day
- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)
- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat
- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)
- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple
- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)
- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...
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Get the Jacari mug.From Puerto Rican Spanish, it literally means "small horse for riding or driving" usually translated in English as “mare”, “nag” or “pony.” Etymologically, it is thought to come from the archaic English word to designate horses for riding: "hackney", also the name for the northeast area in 13th century London where horses formally grazed.
A “jaca” is not useful to conduct any work except for riding (in this sense, it is less useful than a mule). Therefore, it is often used as a derogatory term to refer to someone who is incapable of completing a simple task, even a menial one; someone who is useless, worthless, a moron, an idiot. Although not technically correct, it is also used as a synonym to "yegua" (mare). Another synonym, but whose usage is more limited to the Hispanic population of South Florida, is “valeria”, probably from someone’s “jaca” who was given the name “valeria.”
A “jaca” is not useful to conduct any work except for riding (in this sense, it is less useful than a mule). Therefore, it is often used as a derogatory term to refer to someone who is incapable of completing a simple task, even a menial one; someone who is useless, worthless, a moron, an idiot. Although not technically correct, it is also used as a synonym to "yegua" (mare). Another synonym, but whose usage is more limited to the Hispanic population of South Florida, is “valeria”, probably from someone’s “jaca” who was given the name “valeria.”
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The term can also be used for being very high off of other drugs as well.
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