w.w.j.d.

"WHO would jesus do?", a video game. You are jesus, you walk into a frat party, and you see a bunch of partiers. Men, woman, and others. You must decide, correctly, which of the partiers jesus would "do". Is it the Brittney Spears lookalike or the clearly gay guy? Or both? You decide.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, what're you playin'?"
Dede B: "W.W.J.D. Which of these hotties you think jesus yould do?"

by Frank Buchanan October 22, 2007

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

W.W.J.D.

1) World Wide Jewish Domination, 2) To have the world completely overrun by Jews, 3) To have every Checkbook in the world balanced.

"Wouldn't it be wonderful if we had W.W.J.D."

"I'm planning W.W.J.D."

"I see trees of green, red roses too, I see them bloom for me and you, and I think to myself what a wonderful W.W.J.D."

by Alex DeCosta December 3, 2005

vitamins J & D

slang for Jack Daniels Whiskey

He came to the party with a bottle of orange juice fortified with vitamins J & D

by Sam October 13, 2003

The old J&D

when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.

guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."

by the goddamn champion April 10, 2010

Hayley J D

hayley jaz donovan is a hotastic girl who has a line of fitastic boys who all want her. she is soo fit

she is the bestest hayley in the universe she is really cool, and would never feltch anyone. so back off

"Bloomin' hell! hayley j d! is FIT"

"look (boys name) it's a hayley j d!"

by hallerz in the hay April 9, 2005

W.W.J.D.4.0.D

An acronym for "What Would Jesus Do For A Zero Day" - Reference to IT slang in the field of IT Security, a 0-day or Zero-day exploits (code that can use a security hole to carry out an attack) are used by attackers before the software developers know about the vulnerability. Also known as wwjd40d.

Chinese Hackers wondered W.W.J.D.4.0.D. when they managed to bypass Google's security systems.

by wwjd40day May 11, 2010