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Itchasm

1). The feeling one gets when scratching a long-running, very annoying itch. This usually applies to situations where the itchy person is in a public place for an extended period of time, and the itchy area is one generally not considered polite to scratch in public. Also applies to places where the person cannot reach to scratch, such as the middle of the back. Can also be referred to as an itchgasm.
Guy: Arg, I can't reach that itchy spot on my back!
Girl: I'll get it.
*Girl scratches itchy part of back
*Guy moans, in the middle of an itchasm
by LittleJoeRambler April 24, 2009
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Itch to bitch

When someone can't wait to argue about something.
"That movie sucked."
"Yeah, I can't wait to get my computer. I've got an itch to bitch about it."
by Uncle Fuckus July 15, 2009
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Itchy Bitchy

You got dandruff on your snatch
by Unholy Roller July 28, 2017
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Lap Itch

Implied perception given when you are trying to covertly/secrety text message with your phone hidden in your lap, or under a table and are doing SUCH a crappy job it is very noticable by EVERYONE you are trying to hide it from.
When you catch someone horribly failing to hide they fact they are trying to text message under the table, you should say: "Hey, you should get some cream for that lap itch!"
by Grenex December 27, 2009
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Shoe itchy

Some joke someone came up with that’s a nickname for Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa V3:Killing Harmony that people use a lot and it’s actually funny
“Kæyædæ and her boyfriend shoe itchy
by MisakiiChan March 15, 2021
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Makes my balls itch

Situational instance in which the speaker is overcome with annoyance, discomfort, disgust, etc.
"Listening to that bitch talk about her feelings makes my balls itch!"
by Bebreezy1986 September 3, 2019
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make my foot itch

A way to describe something that is not just irritating today, but will continue to annoy long into the future with no signs of relief. Something or, usually, someone who has qualities that would make you so angry and frustrated that you'd consider killing yourself, them or both to escape.
A phrase brilliantly used by Hilary Devey on the BBC show, Dragon's Den: "You would make my foot itch, mate! I'm not amused. I'm angry."
by Vpm2 October 8, 2020
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