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Island Time 

An invisible concave barrier that separates Manitoulin Island, a place where it is perfectly acceptable to be drunk before noon, from the outside world.

When passing through this barrier, by means of swing bridge or boat, the time space continuum slows down due to the island's laid back attitude.
1) Everyone is driving so slow!

"They can't help it, they're on island time."

2) Drinking? At this time in the morning?

"Relax, we're on island time now!"
Island Time by JohnnyWalksSlowly December 29, 2010
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Island of Shaolin

Slang for Staten Island, a borough of New York City made popular by the rap group Wu Tang.
Where you from? I'm from the Island of Shaolin.
Island of Shaolin by ne0aes0p August 2, 2006

Island Nigger 

A black person of Carribean origins.
I can't understand a fucking word that Island Nigger is saying!
Island Nigger by ColdRedRain January 12, 2007

island hopping 

a strategy for picking up women, named after the Allies' strategy used in World War II. It consists of using an uglier girl to get closer to her hotter friends, and then in turn using that girl to get closer to her hotter friends, jumping from girl to girl until you've reached your desired goal.
Have you heard of "island hopping"?
Yeah, of course I have!
Yeah, I started dating Agnus two years ago but I island hopped my way to Jessica
island hopping by Rad Warhawk June 29, 2011

Island Poop 

(n) What happens when you are pooping in a toilet with less water than usual, and the poop pokes out of the water, thus forming an island. Usually has some trouble flushing.
Crap, my island poop won't flush! *gets ice scraper* That should do the trick.
Island Poop by Rrillo November 8, 2009

Island boy language

What island boy language is, its a language using Florida slang and Cuban/Dominican and other Hispanic slangs, but a word that is used a lot is “bic Coronado” or “cuz I’m a island boy”. Also a island boy is a person who has wicks and dyed hair.
Shawty: maneee stop speaking island boy language

island park 

Well Its a town thats about a mile long. Its built on a swamp. Our school was fallign down ant one point.
Kids who hang out infront of Jacks and smole are scumbags of the town. Everone knows eachother and their kids, do something wrong and go home your parents will be waiting for u at the door to say "Your Grounded." Another thing, the losers from Long beach come into island park and start trouble. Start a fight and the cops will be their in an instant. Many hate those blacks from LB who start stuff. Its a pretty cool little town.
island park by iicebox April 29, 2005