Irritable bowel syndrome

irritable bowel syndrome is a type of person that makes weird sound effects when they are talking and refuses to kiss their boyfriend at the door.
Oh that irritable bowel syndrome she left my man hanging at the door and started squawking while she was telling me about a hike she went on.
by zeebeegeez November 16, 2018
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irritate fuck

When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.
Hey, can I come over to your place and hang out? x10

Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...
by TasosMGr November 09, 2017
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Irritating Stick

1: Damn, dude I got a Irritating Stick.
2: You can't just itch your cock in public, man.
by exoskeletal August 18, 2022
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Irrigation irritation

When your significant other is horny 24/7 and you’re starting to get annoyed with it.
Dude, my girlfriend is giving me a serious case of Irrigation Irritation
by Loganruleslarge November 18, 2020
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irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"
I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.
by QuacksO September 24, 2017
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Irritable vowel syndrome

When playing scrabble and you keep getting vowels, turn after turn, even when you exchange tiles.
I cannot believe it, this is the third turn I am only getting vowels in this Scrabble round, I must have Irritable vowel syndrome (I.V.S.)!
by Farshad Tami September 13, 2019
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irritable bottom syndrome

A syndrome when you drop so much bottom banter it hurts
Crostin: Yo PJ
PJ: Yo you got irritable bottom syndrome (IBS)?
by razvanovicio September 20, 2022
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