iranian

People who are brown, hairy, are generally cheap, and are almost always intellectual of some sort. Almost all Iranians hate other races and religions, most specifically Jews, Blacks, and Mexicans(Not Hispanics, they're pretty rad).

That guy made a racist comment that included Nigger, Spic, and Kike, I bet he's Iranian.

by Fadakizzle March 28, 2008

iranian travler

when you skeet up a girls body and drag your balls smearing the skeet like the wind over the desert sand smearing the camels tracks and busting all over her face then smacking her with your balls and yelling "boom" when you hit her representing the bombs the iranian's take with them to blow up a city

i did a iranian travler on that hoe, now she got a black eye!

by snowyy April 27, 2007

Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.

Yo I was with this chick last night and she wanted me to do the reverse Iranian Cheese Grater

by Cw Kamikaze May 1, 2021

Iranian

The act of jamming your fingers violently into the rectal area of another person. The act is typically done while the other person is fully clothed. If the other person is naked, then it is considered an Indoor Iranian. It is inspired by the now famous video of Iranian soccer player Mohammd Nosrati (Iranian national player) fingering his unsuspecting team-mate (Sheys Rezaee) after their team scores the first goal in Iran Premier League-Damash vs Perspolise, on 29 October 2011. He can also be seen in another video grabbing the balls of an unsuspecting teammate while celebrating another goal. The stunts were frowned upon by the conservative government in Iran and landed him in prison.

She was asleep face down on the bed when I snuck up and gave her an Iranian, causing her to arch her back and squeal like a pig!

by shaggariffic January 29, 2012

iranian travler

when you skeet up a girls body and drag your balls smearing the skeet like the wind over the desert sand smearing the camels tracks and busting all over her face then smacking her with your balls and yelling "boom" when you hit her representing the bombs the iranian's take with them to blow up a city

i did a iranian travler on that hoe, now she got a black eye!

by snowyy April 25, 2007

Iranian Bottle Fiend

Someone that is so selfish that even in a famine they would steal a bottle from a respectable citizen

"Yo how come you're so upset?"
"Abdul is a fucking Iranian Bottle Fiend, he stole my tequila!"

by Miguel Navageegee July 13, 2010

iranian tomahawk

When you put a dildo in a shit filled water ballon and drop it from a drone.

My neighbors were being too noisy, so I dropped an Iranian Tomahawk on their porch.

by SidewaysHammer January 17, 2017