A site with millions of downloads that has the funniest comedians meme pages post more ads then meme's and teenage girls comment 5 individual comments on each other's post's
Kyle:"I'm going onto instagram"
Karen: "you mean the site where the teenage girls comment sections look like this?:
girls comment section:
Fatbitch114: "omg stunner"
Fatbitch114: " miss youuuu"
Fatbitch114: ๐๐๐๐๐
Karen: "you mean the site where the teenage girls comment sections look like this?:
girls comment section:
Fatbitch114: "omg stunner"
Fatbitch114: " miss youuuu"
Fatbitch114: ๐๐๐๐๐
by Mr gay man April 29, 2020

The equivalent of $1 billion. This definition garnered traction after the social-network giant, Facebook, acquired the photo-sharing app, Instagram, for a ridiculous $1 billion.
Bonenut: Hey Jimdog, how much did you pay for that mansion?
Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!
Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!
Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!
Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!
by Tkun August 25, 2012

by MCDJSD360 January 23, 2020

The newer,better,more up to date and not dying version of Facebook
Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!
Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!
by LOLPOPBOB November 27, 2018

An Instagram is a mother of a beautiful girl (age probably from 16-25) that is very beautiful and sexy that any guy would definitely want to impregnate this making her a grandmother instantly. Instant Grandmother or Instagram for short.
Yo have you seen the new math teachers daughter? Sheโs banging. Mrs. Martin is definitely an Instagram
by LitticusDuckicus November 23, 2018

The faggot version of facebook. Where people place selfies for attention and add plenty of tags.
Common place to find swaggots
Common place to find swaggots
Example: Just went on instagram, I have 200 followers. Probably going to upload some more selfies.
selfie uploaded... #instagram, #selfies, #tagsforlikes, #cute, #goodlooking #good #looking #smile #female
selfie uploaded... #instagram, #selfies, #tagsforlikes, #cute, #goodlooking #good #looking #smile #female
by Loading... April 3, 2013

by giannadorothiagianni February 7, 2014
