Instagram

A site with millions of downloads that has the funniest comedians meme pages post more ads then meme's and teenage girls comment 5 individual comments on each other's post's
Kyle:"I'm going onto instagram"
Karen: "you mean the site where the teenage girls comment sections look like this?:

girls comment section:
Fatbitch114: "omg stunner"
Fatbitch114: " miss youuuu"

Fatbitch114: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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Instagram

The equivalent of $1 billion. This definition garnered traction after the social-network giant, Facebook, acquired the photo-sharing app, Instagram, for a ridiculous $1 billion.
Bonenut: Hey Jimdog, how much did you pay for that mansion?

Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!

Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!
by Tkun August 25, 2012
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Instagram

A mobile app where stolen memes are showen
Oh no that instagramer is stealing 10 memes from r/Memes
by MCDJSD360 January 23, 2020
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Instagram

The newer,better,more up to date and not dying version of Facebook

Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!
Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!
by LOLPOPBOB November 27, 2018
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Instagram

An Instagram is a mother of a beautiful girl (age probably from 16-25) that is very beautiful and sexy that any guy would definitely want to impregnate this making her a grandmother instantly. Instant Grandmother or Instagram for short.
Yo have you seen the new math teachers daughter? Sheโ€™s banging. Mrs. Martin is definitely an Instagram
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#instagram

The faggot version of facebook. Where people place selfies for attention and add plenty of tags.

Common place to find swaggots
Example: Just went on instagram, I have 200 followers. Probably going to upload some more selfies.

selfie uploaded... #instagram, #selfies, #tagsforlikes, #cute, #goodlooking #good #looking #smile #female
by Loading... April 3, 2013
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Instagram

(Noun)

The most addicting social media place there is.
Abigail: My iPod was taken away. I wish I had Instagram back
by giannadorothiagianni February 7, 2014
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