Inspector Nosey

A bird who's good at finding small things and opening boxes. Often found around schools

Josh: "What if they already have an Inspector Nosey"
Dean: "Then too bad"

by pǝɐN ʞosɥɐʞɾI May 29, 2019

Inspector Complex

When you stalk someone's social media profile for too long, you start thinking like a detective because you just know they're up to something. Like a hero complex, but ten times creepier.

John: I'm stalking my ex's new boyfriend's profile because I'm pretty sure he's a weirdo, but now I think I'm developing an inspector complex.
Dave: Go, complex, go...

by Platinum6 July 10, 2023

Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI)

A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.

Jake: Hey bro that girl short af
Alex: Yeah dude she's at Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) height

by QPaulG July 9, 2022

Sidewalk Inspector

People on heroin or other opiates who bend over and “inspect” the sidewalks.

Oh shit, there’s a sidewalk inspector! Glad he’s keeping the streets clean.

by chiguy2024 April 18, 2024

Inspector Bubblewrap

The youngest in the family but the horniest. He’s the tightest little sex-goblin according to his father. Always looking for a cheap fuck, he’s sex driven. Even raping his brothers while they were sleeping.

Brother 1: Oh did you see inspector bubblewrap?

Brother 2: Yeah he inspected my anus

Dad: I wish inspector bubblewrap would leave me alone

by Teamalphapr May 31, 2019

Inspector Poo-sow

the anus

Oh, no honey, i ain't puttin' it in that hole. That's Inspector Poo-sow.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

Inspector Oofus

1.Inspector Oofus can be found on any public beach or recreational area. Constantly patrolling for any infraction such as loud music, littering ,public nudity , etc.. a real Debbie Downer , a male Karen, usually of the Boomer Generation.

2. Inspector Oofus is a song/ Character created by the Iconic Mosh/ thrash metal band M.O.D. off of the "Surfin M.O.D." album. The song explains What Inspector Oofus is perfectly and is a pure masterpiece of the Genre.

"Inspector Oofus on patrol.... Hey lower that radio volume please .. be curious too others. "

2. At a nude beach .." I knew it! I knew it !!! Your sluts..Common trash whores!!! My mother warned me about your type!! YOUR DIRTY, YOUR SLIMY, YOUR DESPICABLE BITCHES!!" ****GETS SLAPPED***** SCREW YOU OOFUS!!

by Willie shaverpus December 1, 2023