gay person: hah, I put my boyfriend in my contacts as Ingrid so my parents don't think I'm texting another boy.
their friend: but they'll think you're constantly talking to, and calling an old woman named Ingrid.
gay person:.. shhhh...
their friend: but they'll think you're constantly talking to, and calling an old woman named Ingrid.
gay person:.. shhhh...
by bad.boy.supreme August 8, 2025

person 1: “bro, did u see ingrid klesch violate that bitch with her fucking stanley?”
person 2: “no wtf”
person 2: “no wtf”
by bruvaaaa April 19, 2024

Ingrid T is the best person in the world. Everyone loves her so much. And she is unbelievably hot. Like look at that ass, like whaat
Ingrid T: "Hello everyone"
Everyone else: "OMG THAT IS THE MOTHER F-ING HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE"
Ingrid T: "You guys are the sweetest"
Everyone else: "Give me a piece of that ass"
Everyone else: "OMG THAT IS THE MOTHER F-ING HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE"
Ingrid T: "You guys are the sweetest"
Everyone else: "Give me a piece of that ass"
by likethembig June 17, 2024

by Cheeseater2000 December 16, 2021

A jobless flop that will never make it out of asexualism. sits alone at lunch because she’s neurodivergent (loser) and the only people she talks to are the janitors. is really good with her throat 😍😍😍(bulimia) and is really tall and can pick you up (she’s 5’0)
by asexualism November 22, 2021

The one girl that sends snapchats of her hammie stretches that a guy named Adam would object with a passion. Typically a midget that will provide her height to the quarter inch in order to say she is not a midget.
Ingrid told me the other day that she will be 5’1 and 3 quarters after one month of good morning hammie stretches.
by Isaac DeSnutz October 11, 2022

A girl with a thousand hidden talents, she sings, dances, cooks, she is a beautiful, and incredible girl, I bet she also cooks incredible, Ingrid amayrani was born to be on the biggest stages, in the best cinemas since she has a great command of his voice, and born talent for acting. Ingrid Amayrani is incredible, do not miss the opportunity to be close to her, because she is great
by Lovedboy45 December 10, 2021
