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Get the infinity mug.Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.
These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:
The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)
The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)
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Get the infinite pinocchio theorem mug.A music album released by the Australian psychedelic rock band King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard in 2016.
The name "Nonagon Infinity" refers to the number of tracks on the album (9) and also to the album being a so-called Concept Album where every song flows seamlessly into the next, the same holding true for the closing track which flows seamlessly into the opening track which allows the album to be, theoretically, looped indefinitely.
The website nonagoninfinity.com features an infinitely looping stream of the album. At the time of writing it has already looped 36,753 times.
The name "Nonagon Infinity" refers to the number of tracks on the album (9) and also to the album being a so-called Concept Album where every song flows seamlessly into the next, the same holding true for the closing track which flows seamlessly into the opening track which allows the album to be, theoretically, looped indefinitely.
The website nonagoninfinity.com features an infinitely looping stream of the album. At the time of writing it has already looped 36,753 times.
Nonagon Infinity opens the door,
Nonagon Infinity opens the door,
Wait for the answer to open the door,
Nonagon Infinity opens the door
Nonagon Infinity opens the door,
Wait for the answer to open the door,
Nonagon Infinity opens the door
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Robert: stfu ur UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Ken: *calmly states* Ur day infinite gay
*Robert, his family, and 300 miles fucking disintegrates*
Robert: stfu ur UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Ken: *calmly states* Ur day infinite gay
*Robert, his family, and 300 miles fucking disintegrates*
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